005: Kangta & Vanness - scandal

This is one of the songs of my life. It's really part of a time in my life. I love it so much.

The video begins with Kangta siting on the sofa ad Vanness wet feet in the shower. btw, he's showering with white pants on. On the making of of this video they say this scenes are supposed to represent two predators preparing to hunt. LOL

Right after, they show up break dancing in a black studio where is raining, while expensive cars show up from nowhere. Wow, they're such bad ass guys. This scenes will be inserted during the whole video. I must ask you to pay attention to Vanness, if you know ever saw his other videos before, you'll notice every time he raps he has to be shirtless. So, if you want to do rap, remember to take you shirt off please or you're not a real rapper. I bet tupac used to do this all the time. I'm not gonna even start describing their clothes. Let's just say there's lots of while and ripped things all over.

So, yeah, they're in the club, people dancing, the usual stuff. Until they see this one girl and they decide to hunt. Scandalous. My favorite part it's when Kangta and Vanness start to exchange looks and then they go to the dance floor to dance. The first time I saw the video I was like, omg, they are flirting with each other! Omg, this is so gay. They are seducing each other But no... Unfortunately they weren't. They were supposed to be competing for the girl while dancing. Because they're predators. Pardon me, but if I had to dance for competing I wouldn't be doing such mating dance. And magically, everyone disappears from te club while their doing it.

Next thing you know, they are driving the expensive cars from the beginning and racing in the highway. They ar so bad, they even pass through police cars, but they don't car, they don't stop. In the end of the race the two of them get out of their cars and just smile to each other. Isn't this flirting again?? But the police is coming and next they are already dancing again in the club and then the girl they wanted to hunt is walking away from the club and vanishes into letters that say "KANGTA & VANNESS". The end. Wtf?

I have a better version of the whole thing though. So Vanness and Kangta go to this club, they see a cute girl dancing, but then they catch a glimpse of each other and it is love at first sight. That's why they smirk to each other and start the mating dance. Vanness goes like "oh, look at me, I have muscles, I do break dance, I rap and I write lyrics in english that don't make sense". And Kangta goes like "oh, look at me, i have incredible huge eyebrows, I'm one of the top korean singers, everyone loves me and I have body hair in my belly". So the girl starts feeling she's the third element who doesn't need to be there an she decides to leave. And Kangta and Vanness live happy ever after and have lots of ugly little babies. The end.

I just have to share the lyrics of this song in english, it's so good, omg, I know the entire thing and I don't get sick of listening and singing to it. Please enjoy.

"Y2J…YOO, young jin That's the way
We came straight game wit it, straight off the chain wit it,
Look but can't touch, we the illest true pimps of it.
Collaboration locked with military fusion,
Takin-ova- Da globe w/out any hesitation,
Envision total domination.
Taking circus out With, Sniper Scope precision.
So just back up back up, yo way up way up,
Or you'll get yoself smacked up! Like 2 Pac, we hit'em up~!
Too cold to hold, yo we too hot to handle,
Ladies are you ready bout to hitcha wit dis scandal~

Clock strikes it's twelve O clock, Bodies movin dance flo's hot
You shake it so dangerous, Girl your so dangerous
Looked straight in--to your eyes. Desire burning up my mind
(It's you) You know want to don't be shy oh girl
Girl don't try to stop this flow. Back up on it nice and slow
The stage is set so just let go.. Baby girl don't say no

Move yo body! Don't think about no one else!
Groove to the music, let the rhythm take control.

Rock that body! You know how we party~ Yeah!
Just you and me, Pop! Let's get it Crunk tonight!

("Lets go")
I know what I know what I know I show,
By the time I finish you'll be scrnming for more
Time for us to show everybody watsup,
takin all the ladies with a single look.
Don't try to step, pistol whipped is how you'll end
flippin the script I just dun dun it again
Ain't nobody! even come close to us,
It's the real deal so scandalous
Now, Let See who, can get down, Groove yo body let's getdown.
The stage is set so just let go. Baby girl don't say no

Show down let's party! Don't think about no one else!
Groove to the music, let the rhythm take control.
Rock that body! You know how we party party~yeah!
Just you and me, Pop! Let's get it Crunk tonight!

Girl you know that I want you,
So why you frontin on me like it's, nothing mo than, just a game.
Girl I know what you're feelin now,
But baby please just show me how~!

Yo baby boo, you know what you do,
Shakin that thang left and right, makin all dem boys drool.
Sweat rollin like-hot wax on a candle,
Getting me thinking bout how I'm about to handle it cus yo lips be so fresh n so clean
But understand that I'm the man, I'll give you whatcha need, sayin please
Tickle you soo good, you'll buckle up in yo knees

Yeah---------(It's you)
Just ride tonite ! Just ride tonite ! Just ride me right !

Move yo body!
Don't think about no one else! Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-
Get that money! Time to taste that honey now
Everybody's down, let's Party all night long!

Show down let's party! Don't think about no one else!
Groove to the music, let the rhythm take control.

Rock that body! You know how we party Yeah!
Just you and me, Pop! Let's get it Crunk tonight!"

004: Foxxi misQ - luxury ride feat ZEEBRA

The japanse destiny child. Most of the people seem to hate them because they're slutty. Well, I love the sluttyness. I like them, although in my opinion they could be better. But hey, they got a song with Zeebra so, good for them.

The pimp pv starts with Zeebra inside this luxurious car while te three Foxxi chics shake their booty outside in the street.

The name of the song is Luxury Ride. LUXURY RIDE. Then why the only thin I hear is lingerie right?? I swear. Precious engrish.

After a while it's already night and they change clothes. What a bad taste! Silver dress, gold dress and silver bling bling top? Jesus o_O Zeebra continues awesome though.

They end up drinking champagne inside the luxurious limo. My guess is they had a luxury ride from Zeebra.

DOWNLOAD THE MUSIC VIDEO!

003: DBSK - summer dream

You just can't believe how much I laughed at this.

First of all, let me express my relief for Micky's hair. At least he has hair and it isn't one of those amazing hairstyles he presented us before.

This is your typical summer song, boys singing, the sea as a background, blue sky and white clothes.

Now let's be serious, wtf the Changmin scenes?! LOL First he's all sweaty because of the hot sun, of course, eww. So he puts his head under the faucet to refresh himself and I tell you, it's not a pretty sight. I laughed so hard. Is it supposed to be sexy? I wonder in what definition of sexy does that fit in. Besides, this scenne was after Jaejoong spilling water while drinking it from a bottle, which is also very ridiculous but reasonably acceptable and hot.

Then, the boys go into a blue convertible, Micky's driving it, and they have a good time being cute and happy in the wind. Ok, Jaejoong is especially cute in there.

And what is it about the times of the day? It's day, then it's night, but then it's sunset and then it's day again. And the guys are always with the same clothes, so that tell us something: or they are dirty pigs and dress the same clothes day after day, or they have a time machine and travel through time.

By the end of the mv, Junsu start's doing some funny dance moves that the others follow while laughing.

The End.

Now back to Changmin and the unsuccessful try to be sexy, what were they thinking? Those scenes don't cease to make me laugh, I don't think I'll be able to look at him the same way. We already knew he was the whitney houston of the group, with a never ending love for Kangta and now this... LOL

DOWNLOAD THE MUSIC VIDEO!

002: Gyaruru - Boom Boom Meccha Maccho!

I'm in love.


They are gyarus.


They do parapara.


They sing.


MUAHAHAHA


And the leader, the blonde one, is that girl who goes to tv shows food contests.


I'm completely addicted to this.

DOWNLOAD THE MUSIC VIDEO!

001: SE7EN - nan arayo (i know)

Well, what would be more appropriate for today, 07-07-07, than SE7EN himself? That's what i thought, so here he is. The korean prince of R&B that could be Justin Timberlake in a future life. One of my favorite videos.

The video starts with Teddy, from 1TYM, rapping on tv, while SE7EN is relaxing in his luxurious apartment with a view. That's until he decides to undress and take a bath.

After the bath, followed by throwing the bath towel onto the floor (how careless of him), SE7EN burns a cd and listens to it while speaking on the phone. When he's walking out of the room, we can see two posters of himself on the wall, one of which is HUGE.

He goes to the recording studio 7, and while he's singing, flashbacks of his girlfriend with another guy. Trying to call her is useless because she doesn't pick up the phone. So, furious as he is, SE7EN throws his phone and breaks the studio's glass wall. After that he goes to an empty room and, to release his anger, takes off his jacket and puts on another one, that was strategically placed on a chair. This one has a hood and, of course, he has to put it on since he's going to a dark alley. See how mad he should have been to do that?

Next, he shows up in a alley where the members of 1TYM are sitting in their cars (with their names on the license plates), and SE7EN starts dancing right there, with 4 black guys, while we can hear what i assume is supposed to be sirens and gun shots.

In the end, SE7EN goes in his expensive car, smiling (dancing in dark alleys must make him happy), and drives away. The cars of 1TYM and others follow him.

Where are they going? No idea, maybe dance some more in other alleys? I should point out that the video begins during the evening and at the ending the sun is rising. So they must've spent the whole night dancing.

I guess this is what they do in South Korea when they get dumped. I should try it next time, although i'm not too sure if i can find any black guys to dance with me on a empty alley at night.

DOWNLOAD THE MUSIC VIDEO!

JACKROSE in da house yo

hello hello! first post on this wonderful blog. there's rumors that i, JACKROSE, make fantastic reviews of music videos, so here i am to share them with anyone who wants to read them. if any of my comments offend some fans, which i highly doubt, please get over it, this is just a blog so no stress, ok? (^O^)

i'm also willing to share the actual pv/mv with every review. updates will be made every week, not too sure how many times, but frequency will be settled soon. feel free to credit me or not, it doesn't really matter, as i don't recall myself from where i took most of the videos. although if you would like to put a link to my site, i would luv u.

have fun reading, enjoy the videos and remmember that comments are luv.
and maybe some day, if i get really famous with this, i will take requests, hahaha.