domingo, 21 de outubro de 2007

Mika Nakashima - Eien no Uta

Mika Nakashima is wearing bangs in this. Yes, BANGS.
Is this for a movie? Yes.
Is she in the movie? I don't think so.
Then why does she have that wig? I don't know.

Minwoo - The "M" Style


Minwoo brings the sexy back! He became a bit too short and muscled over the years, but you don't even notice that in this MV, seriously.
He definitely has got the style, haha.
Women controlling Minwoo. Yes, please!

008: Biyuuden - Jaja Uma Paradise


WTH?! O_o
This is so ridiculous. Japanese really are pervert. I mean, just watch the video and you'll get it.
Do they even sing?? They are just whispering imo.
What a ridiculous coreography and horrible outfits.
And is it just me or there're way too many boob shots? o_o
I'm scared to say this is a typical Japanese music video, but... it is...

007: 2Backka + Bennie K - Home

006: DJ Kaori & Double - Miss DJ!!


There's too much bling and horrible outfits in this PV.
They just sit around in their ugly clothes singing in the middle of mirror balls or point at each other and say the other's name.
Well, in the end it's an easy listening tune, but the PV sucks.

terça-feira, 24 de julho de 2007

005: Kangta & Vanness - scandal




This is one of the songs of my life. It's really part of a time in my life. I love it so much.

The video begins with Kangta siting on the sofa ad Vanness wet feet in the shower. btw, he's showering with white pants on. On the making of of this video they say this scenes are supposed to represent two predators preparing to hunt. LOL

Right after, they show up break dancing in a black studio where is raining, while expensive cars show up from nowhere. Wow, they're such bad ass guys. This scenes will be inserted during the whole video. I must ask you to pay attention to Vanness, if you know ever saw his other videos before, you'll notice every time he raps he has to be shirtless. So, if you want to do rap, remember to take you shirt off please or you're not a real rapper. I bet tupac used to do this all the time. I'm not gonna even start describing their clothes. Let's just say there's lots of while and ripped things all over.

So, yeah, they're in the club, people dancing, the usual stuff. Until they see this one girl and they decide to hunt. Scandalous. My favorite part it's when Kangta and Vanness start to exchange looks and then they go to the dance floor to dance. The first time I saw the video I was like, omg, they are flirting with each other! Omg, this is so gay. They are seducing each other But no... Unfortunately they weren't. They were supposed to be competing for the girl while dancing. Because they're predators. Pardon me, but if I had to dance for competing I wouldn't be doing such mating dance. And magically, everyone disappears from te club while their doing it.

Next thing you know, they are driving the expensive cars from the beginning and racing in the highway. They ar so bad, they even pass through police cars, but they don't car, they don't stop. In the end of the race the two of them get out of their cars and just smile to each other. Isn't this flirting again?? But the police is coming and next they are already dancing again in the club and then the girl they wanted to hunt is walking away from the club and vanishes into letters that say "KANGTA & VANNESS". The end. Wtf?

I have a better version of the whole thing though. So Vanness and Kangta go to this club, they see a cute girl dancing, but then they catch a glimpse of each other and it is love at first sight. That's why they smirk to each other and start the mating dance. Vanness goes like "oh, look at me, I have muscles, I do break dance, I rap and I write lyrics in english that don't make sense". And Kangta goes like "oh, look at me, i have incredible huge eyebrows, I'm one of the top korean singers, everyone loves me and I have body hair in my belly". So the girl starts feeling she's the third element who doesn't need to be there an she decides to leave. And Kangta and Vanness live happy ever after and have lots of ugly little babies. The end.

I just have to share the lyrics of this song in english, it's so good, omg, I know the entire thing and I don't get sick of listening and singing to it. Please enjoy.

"Y2J…YOO, young jin That's the way
We came straight game wit it, straight off the chain wit it,
Look but can't touch, we the illest true pimps of it.
Collaboration locked with military fusion,
Takin-ova- Da globe w/out any hesitation,
Envision total domination.
Taking circus out With, Sniper Scope precision.
So just back up back up, yo way up way up,
Or you'll get yoself smacked up! Like 2 Pac, we hit'em up~!
Too cold to hold, yo we too hot to handle,
Ladies are you ready bout to hitcha wit dis scandal~

Clock strikes it's twelve O clock, Bodies movin dance flo's hot
You shake it so dangerous, Girl your so dangerous
Looked straight in--to your eyes. Desire burning up my mind
(It's you) You know want to don't be shy oh girl
Girl don't try to stop this flow. Back up on it nice and slow
The stage is set so just let go.. Baby girl don't say no

Move yo body! Don't think about no one else!
Groove to the music, let the rhythm take control.

Rock that body! You know how we party~ Yeah!
Just you and me, Pop! Let's get it Crunk tonight!

("Lets go")
I know what I know what I know I show,
By the time I finish you'll be scrnming for more
Time for us to show everybody watsup,
takin all the ladies with a single look.
Don't try to step, pistol whipped is how you'll end
flippin the script I just dun dun it again
Ain't nobody! even come close to us,
It's the real deal so scandalous
Now, Let See who, can get down, Groove yo body let's getdown.
The stage is set so just let go. Baby girl don't say no

Show down let's party! Don't think about no one else!
Groove to the music, let the rhythm take control.
Rock that body! You know how we party party~yeah!
Just you and me, Pop! Let's get it Crunk tonight!

Girl you know that I want you,
So why you frontin on me like it's, nothing mo than, just a game.
Girl I know what you're feelin now,
But baby please just show me how~!

Yo baby boo, you know what you do,
Shakin that thang left and right, makin all dem boys drool.
Sweat rollin like-hot wax on a candle,
Getting me thinking bout how I'm about to handle it cus yo lips be so fresh n so clean
But understand that I'm the man, I'll give you whatcha need, sayin please
Tickle you soo good, you'll buckle up in yo knees

Yeah---------(It's you)
Just ride tonite ! Just ride tonite ! Just ride me right !

Move yo body!
Don't think about no one else! Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-
Get that money! Time to taste that honey now
Everybody's down, let's Party all night long!

Show down let's party! Don't think about no one else!
Groove to the music, let the rhythm take control.

Rock that body! You know how we party Yeah!
Just you and me, Pop! Let's get it Crunk tonight!"

sexta-feira, 20 de julho de 2007

004: Foxxi misQ - luxury ride feat ZEEBRA




The japanse destiny child. Most of the people seem to hate them because they're slutty. Well, I love the sluttyness. I like them, although in my opinion they could be better. But hey, they got a song with Zeebra so, good for them.


The pimp pv starts with Zeebra inside this luxurious car while te three Foxxi chics shake their booty outside in the street.


The name of the song is Luxury Ride. LUXURY RIDE. Then why the only thin I hear is lingerie right?? I swear. Precious engrish.


After a while it's already night and they change clothes. What a bad taste! Silver dress, gold dress and silver bling bling top? Jesus o_O Zeebra continues awesome though.


They end up drinking champagne inside the luxurious limo. My guess is they had a luxury ride from Zeebra.